B!tch I’m Early (B.I.E.)

WRITER/PROD/DIR: Jesse Cowell
CAST: Jesenia, Michelle Batista, Cary Hite, Hilary Walker, Shari Ellis, Alex Spence, Marissa Parness, Guy Rader, Elizabeth Tsung

In the corporate world, being FIRST is all that matters. Two women, a generation apart, find themselves locked in an absurd battle for a coveted promotion. Desperate to outshine each other, the ladies escalate their rivalry from petty arguments to an all-out race to the office. “B!tch I’m Early” delivers a masterclass in comedic timing and mounting tension with an eclectic, diverse cast to back it up. This six-minute gem manages to pack the punch of a full feature, hilariously skewering corporate culture while reminding us that in the rat race, we’re all running in circles.